there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via karaelizabethguy)


I would punch you but that would be animal cruelty.

(Source: hbunot, via cumfort)


never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.

(via f-ckin)

things i usually say during my rides

me: can you not

me: put your head down you're not a giraffe

me: can you please go faster

me: oh god slow down horse slow down

me: stop being so sassy for the love of god

me: look at that horse over there! do what he's doing

me: what the hell are you looking at

me: oh look, it's a person. much fright. so very scare.

me: it's another horse can yoU CALM DOWN

me: that blanket has been there the entire time we've been in here why are you afraid of it now.

horse: herp derp derp derp

me: *face palms*


I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

(Source: asian, via cumfort)